hitman: absolution

Yo, check it out! Hitman: Absolution is a slick shooter-action game that came out back in 2012, developed by IO Interactive and published by IO Interactive and Square Enix. It's got a solid Metacritic score of 79 and made a cool $28 million, selling over 3.9 million units. But let’s be real, it’s kind of more about sneaky stealth than those epic headshot moments you love in FPS games. This game is all about being the ultimate assassin, covertly taking out targets, which is totally not your jam. You’d rather drop into those fast-paced multiplayer FPS or Battle Royale chaos than tiptoe around, right? Absolution has its moments, but it’s filled with stealing stuff and sneaky stealth missions that have you more rage-quitting than fragging foes. Stick to the real action, where you can unleash that killer instinct, troll your buddies, and rack up those satisfying headshots instead! Give this one a skip if you're looking for the team-based multiplayer madness that gets your blood pumping.